Dear most excellent Editor – If you would send me the telephone number of the scullery maid mentioned in Major Parker-Smythe’s letter, I would remain forever obliged to you and indebted.
I remain, madam, yours truly,
Anthony Dew-Armond MA, MB, MC
The Editor writes: Yes, the letter from Major Parker-Smythe was an April fool, created by reader Neville Billington. We look forward to more next year!